Sex With Marnie 1: Equipmentby MARNIE PARRELLOhhhhh, baby! Yeah! That’s right- Deeper! Deeper! Grab my ass! Harder! Yeah, pinch my nipples! Don’t stop... Don’t stop!
The capacity to become sexually aroused just for pleasure seems to be unique to humans. Anatomic and reproductive differences notwithstanding, women and men are more alike than different in their physiologic response to sexual excitement. Wet and slippery or thick, wide and hard your unique physical response is the same whether the sexual stimulation is fantasy, yummy coitus, or masturbation of either the mechanical or manual variety (for you do-it-yourselfers). As for the anatomic differences, let’s start with that clitoris demurely recessed behind a protective layering of skin and fat...
C U L T U R E 0 5 / 1 8 / 9 8 Sex With Marnie 2: The Hand Jobby MARNIE PARRELLWhat’s to not love about a hand job? Satisfying yet not too filling, the handjob is a deliciously erotic way to stimulate and arouse prior to intercourse or a means to its own orgasmic end. It’s a simple friendly gesture that doesn’t promise any future commitment. Think of it as a handshake with lube. And lube is the key, ‘cuz nothing spoils the mood like friction burn. Most drug stores carry an assortment of traditional lubricants like K-Y which will provide the necessary slick and slippery surface. However, as far as taste and smell go they lose in a big way. Look for stores that specialize in erotic aids for a mouth watering, palm tingling array of tasty, luscious lubes. If your handjob is a precursor to intercourse ensure that your lube is water-based and not petroleum unless you really want your condom to dissolve...
C U L T U R E 0 6 / 0 1 / 9 8 Sex With Marnie 3: Contraceptionby MARNIE PARRELLShe’s there, you’re bare. The lube is flowing like, well, lube when "uuuhhhhh, no I thought you brought something." Damn! It’s raining outside and nothings open this late. Now I know what you’re thinking, "hey just this once what can it hurt? I won’t cum inside her." Or at least you’ll try not to. Feeling lucky? Most women report feeling more carefree and experience a heightened sense of sexual arousal and lubrication at the time of ovulation (aka operation egg drop). Increased receptivity to intercourse at times of high fertility is great for survival of the species but if you don’t know her name and you’d both like to keep it that way sperm and eggs are off the menu...
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